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wanna be tax free?

Version I.

It’s impossible to be tax free, for however you attempt to reduce, minimise or negate your taxes whether in your country of residence or via an “offshore” company, you will pay by the way of living, re-entry (to “offshore” country) fees, registration fees, document filing fees and many other hidden charges. You must also entrust your financial affairs to people that maynot be faliliar to you. Mind you, it seems to be working for many so there’s always a chance it could work for you.

What is “offshore”.

“Offshore” is used to describe a nation where there are either no taxes or very low taxes for foreigners for personal or corporate and any country other than where you live could be considered offshore. True offshore tax havens have created a unique legal and tax climate for foreign individuals and businesses. Providing you are from outside the jurisdiction you choose as a resident or citizen you can obtain special financial and/or asset protection considerations.

More than half the world’s wealth resides in such havens.

Why Incorporate offshore?.

To create corporate structures necessary for protection of assets, capital gains and profits.

Trading companies are the most popular for import/export and general trading where invoices are issued by the offshore company to the buyer and remitted to the seller. In so doing the profits are kept offshore. Then come the shipping companies, investment companies, holding companies, intellectual and royalty companies, property companies\ and the dot com’s who register offshore. The dot com’s sell online therefore not needing any particular physical address so the tax havens are an ideal structure. IT professionals, authors, musicians, entertainers and high net worth individuals are among the growing trend for tax relief.

Other benefits of having an offshore registration include the reduction of possible litigation by litigious crazy nations. It’s a very lengthy process to sue an offshore company. word is it can take years before it even gets to the courts. That is unless you are a drug money launderer or embezzler etc.

If this type of structure interests you and you wish some further information just email me.


wanna be tax free?

Version II.

It’s impossible to be tax free. Your host nation (tax free haven) and all the shiftiest running it will rip you off in hidden charges; living, re-entry (to re-visit) fees, registration fees, document filing fees and many other hidden charges. You must also entrust your financial affairs to people that may or may not be familiar to you. Mind you, it seems to be working for many so there’s always a chance it could work for you.

What is “offshore”.

“Offshore” is used to describe a nation where there are many wealth protection strategists residing.

More than half the world’s wealth resides in such havens.

Why Incorporate offshore?.

To create corporate structures necessary for protection of assets, capital gains and profits.

If this type of structure interests you and you wish some further information just email me cause I wanna be your partner.

Imagine rubbing shoulders with the rich, the filthy rich, the rulers of the rich, the rulers of the rulers of the rich, the protectors of the rulers of the rulers of the rich, the superior rich and their protectors of the protectors of the rulers of the rulers of the rich.

For those of you that don’t know, most tax havens are islands set against a Mediterranean style backdrop of crystal clear waters of lagoons, oceans and seas.

Just imagine dining with the richest of rich on a restaurant balcony while witnessing a tropical sunset sipping a tropical cocktail and ordering a mythical lobster or crayfish whilst discussing the next get richer strategy.

Imagine rubbing shoulders with such puppeteers and their ilk and discussing the rise and fall of a nation’s leader, the next president or dictator you will empower and imagine the thrill of counting your portfolio gains with such foreknowledge and imagine the bliss of a litigious free haven knowing you are untouchable and have no recourse to the law of any nation.

I am fully conversant with the methodologies of enlisting oneself in such a liberal regime/haven, so drop me a line and I will gladly guide you in an appropriate direction. I will of course try and swipe a percentage or two, off the top, but hey, it’s cheap compared to the taxes you’re paying now not to mention the crappy sunsets you are witnessing and second rate lobsters and crayfish you are probably munching on.